I’m standing there, trying to look so casual and soooo cool, trying to look as if I just happened to be standing there.
I know you walk by here everyday and I have been waiting for you at least 45 minutes already. Since I need to look cool and as if I was just minding my own business, I’m pretending to read a magazine (have been staring at the same page for the last 45 minutes) but I still need to keep an eye on everybody not to miss you.
THERE! There you are! My hands start trembling and I cannot hear anything anymore. You almost pass me without noticing me so I, very calmly, lift my head and greet you. All my movements are slow and calm and casual, I am, after all, the coolest person on earth! You notice me and we start chatting and it’s very difficult for me to hear you properly since I’m so nervous. You don’t notice any of that and you must be thinking that I’m the coolest chick out there and everything is going so well until..

You tell me I have a beautiful smile and you like my dimples!
OHMIGOD
What do I, the coolest chick on earth do..

I swallow few times and…. I BLUSH!